These gems come to you straight out of the Fall River County South Dakota sheriff's call log. We’ll save the llama-related one ‘til the end.
“5:49 a.m. – 911 call from a female who was walking to Pine Ridge from Edgemont. She is five miles outside of town, is freezing and is requesting a ride.” – That is an epic walk of shame, and I really sincerely doubt it was worth it.
“9:05 a.m. – Female caller from South Sixth Street, requesting extra patrols near her home after she leaves later. Caller is afraid someone is climbing over her fence while she’s not home.” – 2 words: Electric Fence.
“9:23 p.m. – Female caller, wondering if her daughter had a warrant, as she hasn’t come home yet.” – I hope when I have kids, that my first thought when they aren’t home by 9pm isn’t that they must have been arrested.
“10:06 p.m. – 911 call from female, letting dispatch know she is home.” – It’s like checking in with your parents, but instead it’s tax-payer 911 dollars.
“5:44 p.m. – Female on South Chicago requesting an officer, as her sister is back and raising hell. Officer told her to leave for the night. Sister stated she wanted baby formula and a 27-inch TV.” – Just no words. None.
“10:42 p.m. – Male caller in Buffalo Gap, advising that he is done drinking for the night. He ordered a kilt and he goes to bed early and gets up early, and he lives by a witch.” – So many questions on this one. When did he start drinking if he’s done by 10:42? Does Amazon.com have a good selection of kilts? At least he lives by a witch, and not with a witch.
AND FINALLY FOR THE LLAMA:
“4:20 p.m. – Female on Argyle Road, reporting that the llama is back on her property again.” – I love how it's THE llama is back. Sounds like a creepy horror movie set-up. After all that, ok this was mildly anti-climatic.
Just a day in the life of a South Dakotan Police Officer. Sign me up, because these are some problems that I could see myself tackling. Also, is anyone else thinking there may be an epic meth problem in this town?
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