In these uncertain times, the soft hum of a llama brings comfort to weary souls. What other animal can give you a sweater for winter, a ride to the mailbox, and protect your flock of sheep while you are on the couch in a Snuggie watching soaps? (Llamasutra reserves all rights to develop a llama print Snuggie, or alpaca wool version.)
If your life is missing any of these attributes that only a real life llama* can provide, check back to llamasutra to get the next best thing.
*or alpaca.