Llamas Llove Secrets, too

From everybody's favorite help me please get rid of my white liberal guilt without the use of an expensive therapist, website, PostSercret, comes a new-ish German version. Even in Germany, you can send your deepest, darkest secrets on a postcard to a local address for the world to see online in a totally non-committal, anonymous way that appeals so much to our internet generation.

Anyways, the German version happened to recently feature a llama in a somewhat unflattering angle.

My rough German translation would be:

"Sometimes I can't stand your fake nice facial expressions."

Note to sender: Llamas don't generally speak German- just Spanish, English, and a bit of LOLspeak.