We are pleased to announce that the blogosphere has officially recognized llamasutra as worthy of widespread attention and admiration. You can read the full interview here. Feel free to leave your comments and (positive) feedback. Show the llama some llove.
And just to remind you what our blog is about, we quote Senor Llama, aka Us, in the interview.
"Every time a llama appears in the local news stumbling into a neighbor’s backyard, appearing in a parade, or replacing a sheep in a Christmas nativity scene, llama’s cement themselves deeper into our hearts. Their owners give them ridiculous names, make them do ridiculous things (I’m looking at you, Peruvian sir, with the alpaca on your surfboard), and sometimes forget to close the gate. 911 dispatch gets involved, reporters come, and we all realize that our lives are merrier because of these friendly, if confusing animals."
Monday, March 29, 2010
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
EPIC llama-related police blotter.
These gems come to you straight out of the Fall River County South Dakota sheriff's call log. We’ll save the llama-related one ‘til the end.
“5:49 a.m. – 911 call from a female who was walking to Pine Ridge from Edgemont. She is five miles outside of town, is freezing and is requesting a ride.” – That is an epic walk of shame, and I really sincerely doubt it was worth it.
“9:05 a.m. – Female caller from South Sixth Street, requesting extra patrols near her home after she leaves later. Caller is afraid someone is climbing over her fence while she’s not home.” – 2 words: Electric Fence.
“9:23 p.m. – Female caller, wondering if her daughter had a warrant, as she hasn’t come home yet.” – I hope when I have kids, that my first thought when they aren’t home by 9pm isn’t that they must have been arrested.
“10:06 p.m. – 911 call from female, letting dispatch know she is home.” – It’s like checking in with your parents, but instead it’s tax-payer 911 dollars.
“5:44 p.m. – Female on South Chicago requesting an officer, as her sister is back and raising hell. Officer told her to leave for the night. Sister stated she wanted baby formula and a 27-inch TV.” – Just no words. None.
“10:42 p.m. – Male caller in Buffalo Gap, advising that he is done drinking for the night. He ordered a kilt and he goes to bed early and gets up early, and he lives by a witch.” – So many questions on this one. When did he start drinking if he’s done by 10:42? Does Amazon.com have a good selection of kilts? At least he lives by a witch, and not with a witch.
AND FINALLY FOR THE LLAMA:
“4:20 p.m. – Female on Argyle Road, reporting that the llama is back on her property again.” – I love how it's THE llama is back. Sounds like a creepy horror movie set-up. After all that, ok this was mildly anti-climatic.
Just a day in the life of a South Dakotan Police Officer. Sign me up, because these are some problems that I could see myself tackling. Also, is anyone else thinking there may be an epic meth problem in this town?
Thursday, March 18, 2010
One Step Closer to Pigs flying: Surfing Alpacas
File this under ideas from a late night of drinking that evolved into, well, something amazing and totally squeal-worthy. If only we all had the follow-through of this surfer, the world would probably be a more interesting place.
Anyways, like any good Peruvian, Dominigo has taken the first step towards bringing his alpaca to stardom with a stellar name choice. Pisco, the traditional Peruvian (or Chilean, depending on who you ask) liquor, is as ubiquitous and beloved as vodka in Russia. It's made from grapes, and is practically a challenge to find anything else to drink there. Let it be known henceforth that Pisco is now also a famous surfing alpaca.
I'm not sure how he managed to get his alpaca accustomed to water, much less the ocean. I remember one of the challenges during obstacle courses competition at the county fair with my llama, was literally leading him up to a mirror to see if he could handle his own reflection. A good portion of the other contestants' llamas would get spooked coming within 5 feet of such a horrific image, and undoubtedly this would not be a blue ribbon performance.
Pisco wears a special life jacket, and manages to stand up and ride waves on the front of Domingo's board, which I'm guessing is far better than I would do. He falls off the board from time to time, and doesn't seem to mind swimming around at all in the waves.
Oh yeah, another obstacle course challenge at the fair was leading your llama through a small pool of water, that was either in a kiddy-pool, or some sort of jerry-rigged tarp with about 2 inches of water. Literally half of the contestants WOULD NOT DO THIS.
In conclusion, my gut suspicion is that Pisco has been enjoying the Peruvian custom of chewing on coca leaves in order toease altitude sickness help with his "anxiety." He probably doesn't even remember getting wet. Case closed.
Anyways, like any good Peruvian, Dominigo has taken the first step towards bringing his alpaca to stardom with a stellar name choice. Pisco, the traditional Peruvian (or Chilean, depending on who you ask) liquor, is as ubiquitous and beloved as vodka in Russia. It's made from grapes, and is practically a challenge to find anything else to drink there. Let it be known henceforth that Pisco is now also a famous surfing alpaca.
I'm not sure how he managed to get his alpaca accustomed to water, much less the ocean. I remember one of the challenges during obstacle courses competition at the county fair with my llama, was literally leading him up to a mirror to see if he could handle his own reflection. A good portion of the other contestants' llamas would get spooked coming within 5 feet of such a horrific image, and undoubtedly this would not be a blue ribbon performance.
Pisco wears a special life jacket, and manages to stand up and ride waves on the front of Domingo's board, which I'm guessing is far better than I would do. He falls off the board from time to time, and doesn't seem to mind swimming around at all in the waves.
Oh yeah, another obstacle course challenge at the fair was leading your llama through a small pool of water, that was either in a kiddy-pool, or some sort of jerry-rigged tarp with about 2 inches of water. Literally half of the contestants WOULD NOT DO THIS.
In conclusion, my gut suspicion is that Pisco has been enjoying the Peruvian custom of chewing on coca leaves in order to
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Hidden llama in your cell phone contract?
That is basically the gist of this nice commercial I saw while running at the gym today. Nice to see llamas ingrained in pop culture in Germany also.
Basically the theme is, get this cell phone for flat rates, because if you sign contracts, you get hidden fees, hidden llamas, etc. Ya know. The usual. Although I'm not sure why a hidden llama in your contract would be considered a negative thing. Except for, ya know, the occasional attack. But still.
Can't embed, video is here.
everyday german llamallove.
ps: pretty sure that's an alpaca.
Basically the theme is, get this cell phone for flat rates, because if you sign contracts, you get hidden fees, hidden llamas, etc. Ya know. The usual. Although I'm not sure why a hidden llama in your contract would be considered a negative thing. Except for, ya know, the occasional attack. But still.
Can't embed, video is here.
everyday german llamallove.
ps: pretty sure that's an alpaca.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Spring Decorating
Spring has officially arrived! Time to shake down your apartment/house/villa and do some cleaning and decorating to rejuvenate after the long cold winter.
If you're looking to add a little more llama into your spring this year, here are a few ideas.
How about a handmade llama pillow from LAMA? A little pricy, but very stylish and sassy for that couch or bed. If you want a whole zoo on your couch, they come in other animals, but who would waste their time with a donkey?
If you're more interested in decorating your barn, why not opt for an alpaca/llama weathervane? Why let the roosters have all the fun? At just under $50, it's practically a steal.
If kitsch is more your style, how about a llama xing sign from ebay? Perfect for that home office, barn or TGI Friday's-themed room. Outdoors is always an option too; what a conversation starter with the neighbors.
If you're really stuck looking to decorate every inch of your abode or looking for the perfect gift for the llama llover who has everything, why not go for the llama toilet paper holder? (Comes in many other animals as well if you want some variety.) It really adds a little class on top of your toilet paper.
Happy decorating!
If you're looking to add a little more llama into your spring this year, here are a few ideas.
How about a handmade llama pillow from LAMA? A little pricy, but very stylish and sassy for that couch or bed. If you want a whole zoo on your couch, they come in other animals, but who would waste their time with a donkey?
If you're more interested in decorating your barn, why not opt for an alpaca/llama weathervane? Why let the roosters have all the fun? At just under $50, it's practically a steal.
If kitsch is more your style, how about a llama xing sign from ebay? Perfect for that home office, barn or TGI Friday's-themed room. Outdoors is always an option too; what a conversation starter with the neighbors.
If you're really stuck looking to decorate every inch of your abode or looking for the perfect gift for the llama llover who has everything, why not go for the llama toilet paper holder? (Comes in many other animals as well if you want some variety.) It really adds a little class on top of your toilet paper.
Happy decorating!
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