Next April 15, get that alpaca fiber tax deduction

It's April 15th, which means we're all focused on $ billz and paying our taxes so Uncle Sam can keep buying those star spangled top hats and war heads. So since we're all thinking about our finances, why not ponder profiting from alpacas (sorry llamas).

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You can learn SO MANY THINGS from this newsletter. Highlights include:
-How to separate fact from fiction
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-How to keep alpacas HAPPY
-How people create business plans for alpacas (wait, is the alpaca running the show here?)
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