Showing posts with label alpaca. Show all posts
Showing posts with label alpaca. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Merry 2010 Llamallovers

Didn't get the llama paraphernalia that you clearly deserved over Christmas? Or maybe you did send a llama to a Peruvian family in need as we suggested earlier, and you'd like to be reminded of your good deed all year long (whoever said giving was a selfless act, welcome to 2010).

Whatever the case, may we suggest a llama or alpaca calendar that can spruce up a boring cubicle in no time. Cafepress has a wide array of amateur, comical, user-generated calendars to choose from.

How about a wet alpaca babies calendar?


Or maybe an Alpaca Angels Calendar, where someone has taken the trouble to painstakingly photoshop in halos around the alpaca pictures?



Or our personal favorite, someone who thought they could get away with uploading one, Andy Warhol style image for every single month except December (we'll just add a Santa Hat), and thinks he will sell some.


Ok, alpaca owners officially win the crazy devotion to their pets contest.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Dial A Llama

Looking for a business with low overhead and start-up costs? Look no further than this intrepid and crafty business model from Bolivia.

A pentup demand for deliverable, one-time use llamas and alpacas clearly exists, as evidenced by this Yahoo! Answers post from a little girl desperate to have an alpaca-themed party, yet without the means or ability to have an actual real life animal present. Weddings, Bat Mitzvah’s, anniversaries, and much more could also benefit from the presence of such a regal animal.




Act now, while www.dialallama.com is still available!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Click. Buy. Llama.

If the current economic downturn has taught us anything, perhaps it is the fact that we can indeed survive with less. The era of the 42" LCD TV in the guest bathroom (one in the living room will probably suffice), the 5 car garage for the new house, and the diamond-studded dog collar is officially over.


So when the holidays roll around, it is important to be consistent with your gift giving as well. If grandma isn't getting the 24" rims for the Caddy she's been eying, then she probably isn't getting you the latest spider-trapping contraption from SkyMall either. So why not break the cycle and start a tradition of gift-giving that makes everyone feel good, is easier on the pocketbook, and involves llamas, alpacas, or perhaps even fermented cow urine if you are feeling really giving (read: hateful, or vengeful).

That's right, this year, from the comfort of your own home, you can order an alpaca for a Bolivian family in need, and you can do it in someone else's name as a holiday gift. What better way to say I love you, than an empty box under the Christmas tree, that will leave you explaining to Bobby or the GF (once the tears have subsided), that  "In the freezing Peruvian Andes, alpacas are part of the family. Not only do they offer a ready supply of nourishing milk, their wool provides people with vital insulation. Families sell the fleeces, too, generating income to see them through the winter months." The tears will stop instantly.


But seriously, it's time to do something good, pay it forward, blah blah blah, and most importantly it comes with free alpaca finger puppets to signify your donation. Practical Presents, Project Concern, and FARM Africa, all have really neat gift ideas for that special someone who already has it all. Because he probably doesn't already have fermented cow urine.