Gambler the Llama, Impounded

Let's face it, llamas love a little bit of publicity from time to time. When their day becomes a never-ending monotony of head down, chomping grass, sniffing an occasional llama bottom, and rolling in a dust bowl, some llamas can't help but take matters into their own hands to spice things up with the townies.

While some locals won't think twice about having a llama wander in and do a free lawn mowing of the back yard, some will make videos and send them to the local news. Llamas love this, and can usually sniff a possible newscast from at least three pastures over.



Gambler the llama clearly knows the value of the local press when he went and got himself impounded. He had already thought of several alternate headlines to the story, from "District Impounds Lost Llama," to "Gambler Impounded for Grass Possession," to "Local Gambler Lost on Neighbors Lawn."

Bravo Gambler, and keep up the great work spreading the news. Maybe next time an actual camera man will show up from the news station instead of the girl's little brother(?).