llamas love big government

Who says that the government is incapable of action?

From the Public Safety Log of the Albany Democrat Herald: (below the stolen oxycodone story, but above the 14 year old who hit his teacher after he was told to leave the room)


"Llama stuck — A concerned person called dispatch saying a llama had its head caught in a fence in the 32000 block of Denny School Road at about 12:30 p.m. Monday. The owner was contacted and came to Snowball’s rescue."

This comes from close to home, in neighboring Albany, Oregon, where due to various industrial related stenches, no one wants their head to be stuck in anything for too long.

Concerned citizen, Snowball thanks you, and will continue to stick his head through small spaces to get to that very green blade of grass just on the other side.