Tiger Woods Needs A Llama
BREVARD, N.C. (Wireless Flash - FlashNews) – After all the bad publicity over his extramarital affairs, Tiger Woods could use a good llama on the links.
Llama Caddy – a service that trains llamas to perform the duties of a golf caddy – can provide a kind and gentle live llama to follow Woods on the fairway, giving both his image and heart a boost.
Mark English, founder of Llama Caddy, says Woods would look better in the eyes of golf fans if he had a llama on the green because “kids love llamas.”
A llama caddy would also soothe Wood’s bruised ego and provide some therapy.
English explains, “Llamas really know how to calm someone down. There’s a great feeling they give you. A Zen quality feeling. Tiger could really use that.”
Yes, this is a real service that exists in NC. The real question here is clearly not "how much?" or "why?" but "why not?" Other than the fairly high risk of stepping in a few fecal pellets here and there (really much better than the usual goose or duck poo), I see no problems.
Llamas and Golf! An American past-time.
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